well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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