I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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