I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I think I won the penis lottery.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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