I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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