People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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