Where did you get a picture of my penis
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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