so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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