I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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