she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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