So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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