put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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