Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
pray to the hookup gods
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