Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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