so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
