My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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