There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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