we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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