that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
