How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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