this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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