It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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