Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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