put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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