awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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