Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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