I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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