So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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