Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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