Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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