He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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