brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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