just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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