i think i have two assholes
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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