He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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