I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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