walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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