Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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