problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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