we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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