I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
smell my finger.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Randomize
