Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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