Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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