thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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