She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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