something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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