seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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