yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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