yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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