Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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