And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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