well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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